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Little Johnny's Gift
Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
"Guess what it is!" said Dolly.
Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book?"
"How did you know?" asked Dolly
Next, Robert brought a gift up to Miss Smith. "Guess what it is!" said Robert.
Knowing that his parents owned a florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers?"
"How did you know ?" asked Robert
Finally, Johnny brought up a gift for Miss Smith.
"Guess what it is!" said Johnny.
Knowing that Johnny`s father owned a liquor store, and seeing that the bag was wet, she placed her fingers on the liquid and then licked them.
"Rum?" guessed Miss Smith.
"No" said Johnny.
She tasted again..."Vodka?" she guessed.
"No" said Johnny.
Once again she wet her fingers and tasted, "I know," said Miss Smith, "It`s wine."
"No!" said Johnny..."it`s a puppy."
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"Guess what it is!" said Dolly.
Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book?"
"How did you know?" asked Dolly
Next, Robert brought a gift up to Miss Smith. "Guess what it is!" said Robert.
Knowing that his parents owned a florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers?"
"How did you know ?" asked Robert
Finally, Johnny brought up a gift for Miss Smith.
"Guess what it is!" said Johnny.
Knowing that Johnny`s father owned a liquor store, and seeing that the bag was wet, she placed her fingers on the liquid and then licked them.
"Rum?" guessed Miss Smith.
"No" said Johnny.
She tasted again..."Vodka?" she guessed.
"No" said Johnny.
Once again she wet her fingers and tasted, "I know," said Miss Smith, "It`s wine."
"No!" said Johnny..."it`s a puppy."
Hello, anyone I need your help I need to get the password for Beanybux.com Server to Beanybux.com Admin. I will be back later hoping to find someone who can help.
Last edited by Admin on Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:50 am; edited 3 times in total
Re: Little Johnny's Gift
johnny gave the teacher a puppy and the puppy peed in the bag. the teacher thought he gave her a bottle of liquor coz his dad owns a liquor store. bookstore owner's kid = book. florist's kid = flower. she licked the pup's pee
bloodhunter13- Number of posts : 20
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Re: Little Johnny's Gift
bloodhunter13 wrote:johnny gave the teacher a puppy and the puppy peed in the bag. the teacher thought he gave her a bottle of liquor coz his dad owns a liquor store. bookstore owner's kid = book. florist's kid = flower. she licked the pup's pee
Hello Mr. Newbie! You must be the mysterious Support Tech guy!
Re: Little Johnny's Gift
johnny, gimme the password!!! lol
bloodhunter13- Number of posts : 20
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Are you here now Support Tech?
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Dear Beanybux.com Memberbridget55 wrote:Are you here now Support Tech?
How are you, Glad you posted, and yes I am back here, I was here earlier, but no one asked me.
How may I help you?
My name is Ocean, I am Beanybux.com Support Tech.
Thank You
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Admin wrote:Dear Beanybux.com Memberbridget55 wrote:Are you here now Support Tech?
How are you, Glad you posted, and yes I am back here, I was here earlier, but no one asked me.
How may I help you?
My name is Ocean, I am Beanybux.com Support Tech.
Thank You
Beanybux.com Tech Support Group
I would like the password, please
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Dear Beanybux.com Memberbridget55 wrote:Admin wrote:Dear Beanybux.com Memberbridget55 wrote:Are you here now Support Tech?
How are you, Glad you posted, and yes I am back here, I was here earlier, but no one asked me.
How may I help you?
My name is Ocean, I am Beanybux.com Support Tech.
Thank You
Beanybux.com Tech Support Group
I would like the password, please
The password is dailyserverstartup1285
Also, congratulations on winning 10 Active Beanybux.com Referrals.
Thank you
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Re: Little Johnny's Gift
ocean said he's not the tech with the password. and he is also trying to find the password. so who is the guy with the pass? hmm
bloodhunter13- Number of posts : 20
Age : 38
Registration date : 2008-07-27
Re: Little Johnny's Gift
awwwwwwwwwwww...
bloodhunter13- Number of posts : 20
Age : 38
Registration date : 2008-07-27
Re: Little Johnny's Gift
"No!" said Johnny..."it`s a puppy."
That day, i was reading, and I made a search about a drink called "Dog Pissed", i thought that knowing that Johnny`s father owned a liquor store, and seeing that the bag was wet, Johnny heard the name of liquor or drink called "Dog Pissed", and he thought in a "puppy", by the name.
Then I thought that our Tech Support would be a username like a ingredient of this drink...
Well, that was my interpretation, but I think that I have understood the end of mystery of Little Johnny's Gift story.
Dog Piss recipe:
3 oz vodka
12 oz beer
4 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
Dump the ingredients into a container and stir it. It's very simple and very delicious.
Regards!!!
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