Little Johnny Explains

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a
question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence
and you shot one with your gun, how many would be
left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I
like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a
shop,one licking her cone, the second biting her cone,
and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one
sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding
ring on her finger. But I like the way you are
thinking..

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